Inevitable Things that I can’t stand

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(That I can’t find a solution to or haven’t found one that works)

  1. Damp bathmats
  2. Fruit flies
  3. Hemorrhoids
  4. Sticky floors
  5. Clutter
  6. Tomato sauce stains
  7. Clogged drains
  8. Stubbed Toes
  9. Getting junk mail
  10. Dry cuticles

Being the great guy that he is, Camera Guy got a hold of my notebook and jotted down his “solutions” for me to consider:

  1. Damp Bathmats=Damp rid & an open window
  2. Fruit Flies= Light them on fire
  3. Hemorrhoids= Stop having babies
  4. Sticky floors =Mop the floor
  5. Clutter =Throw it away
  6. Tomato sauce stains = Eat slower
  7. Clogged drains =Shave your head (shower) and stop pretending we have a garbage disposal (kitchen)
  8. Stubbed Toes =Steel toed shoes
  9. Getting junk mail =Remove the mail box
  10. Dry cuticles =Get a dishwasher
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4 thoughts on “Inevitable Things that I can’t stand

  1. HAHAHA…I love reading your posts!!! Seriously always bring a smile to my face and we can often relate to your life 🙂 Busy, Crazy and very blessed! Miss you so much AM!
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