Especially if your wife doesn’t have her glasses on.
Especially if she is prone to being easily frightened.
Especially if the moon casts a shadow during the night.
Especially if she frequently wakes up busting to pee at 4 am.
Yes, you’re seeing clearly. That is a lobster in an overcoat.
***Note to all husbands: You cannot hold a wife who has 4-pregnancies-lack-of-muscle- issues to any reasonable standards of control under these circumstances.